Moon Muser Gifts

Shoot For The Moon

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Can't you ever relax?"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

society of cartoonists...

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."