Mercury Muser Gifts

Looking for a gift for the Mercury Muser in your life? Explore our collection of creatively themed items designed for those who thrive on imagination and artistic expression. Whether it's a witty mug, a quirky T-shirt, or a charming print, these products celebrate the inventive spirit of Mercury Muse enthusiasts, blending humor with heartfelt creativity to inspire your loved ones.

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'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?' mockup

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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'Hello? Missing Persons?'

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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden." mockup

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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Shoot For The Moon

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Changing Room Decisions

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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God's map of the universe

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A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves mockup

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

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'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...' mockup

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

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'My acne is worst on the dark side.' mockup

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

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". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?" mockup

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

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"Someone to collect your works, dear." mockup

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

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'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.' mockup

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

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'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,' mockup

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

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"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?" mockup

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

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"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson." mockup

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

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"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman." mockup

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

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'I was happier when I was unhappy.' mockup

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

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"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!" mockup

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

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Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head. mockup

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

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"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one." mockup

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

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'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

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An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked. mockup

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

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"Can't you ever relax?"

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Covid 19 Variant

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Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut. mockup

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

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'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.' mockup

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

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"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!" mockup

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

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"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

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Muses of the Couch

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Mercury Muser Gifts Collection

Mercury Muser Mugs

Explore our collection of Mercury Muser mugs, perfect for expressing creativity and inspiring your daily routine—find your new favorite today.

Mercury Muser Pillows

Check out our Mercury Muser pillows, packed with artistic charm and quirky designs to add personality to any space or lounge.

Mercury Muser Prints

Browse our Mercury Muser prints, where creativity takes center stage—ideal for adorning your home or studio with inspiring artwork.

Mercury Muser T-Shirts

Discover our Mercury Muser T-shirts, designed for creative spirits who love to wear their imagination on their sleeve—browse now for your perfect match.