Martian Muser Gifts

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"But am I happy? Very."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

society of cartoonists...

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

The Art Critics