Martian Muser Mugs

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Covid 19 Variant

society of cartoonists...

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

The Art Critics

Think / Don't think signs.