Mountain Multitasker Gifts

Skier on Mobile Phone

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Out and In.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"I had to skip my workout."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'