Mountain Climber Meets Golfer Gifts

Golfer's Leap

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Survival kit

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'