Mountain Climber Meets Golfer T-Shirts

Golfer's Leap

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Survival kit

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

People of Courage

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

An expedition to get ice for the party.