Montana Admirers T-Shirts

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"All I see is more trees."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Mountain Dads

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Gunswinger

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Artist and mountains

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!