Montana Admirers Gifts

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"All I see is more trees."

Mt. Tushmore

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Custer's Last Rollo

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Emojis fail me."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Gunswinger

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Artist and mountains

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'