Woodland Admirers Gifts

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Conservation Area

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Dam kids..."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

Vlad the Impala

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'You're early!...'