Woody Enthusiasts Gifts

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bull charging a fisherman

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Earth Reset Button.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Bike Rides

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."