Woodland Admirers Prints

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Conservation Area

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"Dam kids..."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Vlad the Impala