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'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

A potato's favourite video

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

American high street

Surveillance.

Charlotte Rampling

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Barack Obama.

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"He's my role model"

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

'Don't you think this is taking reality TV too far?'

'Black and white'

"Not the big brother?"

God Bless America

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"