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'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

Cut!

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Johnny Depp

A potato's favourite video

Promises Kept

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

American high street

Charlotte Rampling

Dalek gardening...

Surveillance.

Javier Bardem

Jeremy Paxman

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Jimmy Carr

Barack Obama.

Dick Strawbridge

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"He's my role model"

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

'Don't you think this is taking reality TV too far?'

'Black and white'

"Not the big brother?"

Where we put those evicted from Big Brother.

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"