Bungie Aficionado Gifts

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

The Origami Society...

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Dance.

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

I see he's still "working" from home.

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."