Bungee Enthusiast Gifts

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

YOLO vs YODO

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Another successful year!"

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Bungee sodbustin'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Give Thanks.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

Business Slides.

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

Freudian slide

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Trampoline

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

'This side line business is what lets us keep our bids so low.'