Bungee Jumping Gifts

'This side line business is what lets us keep our bids so low.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

The dangers of bungee jumping.

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Stockbrokers bungee jumping.

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Nurse to group in doctor's waiting room, among them a patient with elongated legs: 'Which one of you is the bungee jumper?'

'So, what did you think of your first ever bungee jump?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

A planet like ours - "...yeah great, we're an endangered species and you're into extreme sports."

Although he was a great inventor, Herbert's cordless bungee proves to be less than successful.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'I have few regrets in life, but bungee jumping ranks right up there.'

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"Anytime I want the thrill of plummeting downward, I buy shares."

"Hang on dude! Maybe I should shorten the bungee cord for you..."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

Double bungee

Bungee Assisted Suicide

'John was passionate about extreme sports...' (A coffin on a bungee rope plummets towards an open grave)

'Fourteen pairs, please. I'm going bungy jumping.'

Bungee Toilet Flush

"Ignore him..."

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Good job we were still plugged in!

'Another hopeless crack addict!'

The less popular pastime of bungee dumping.

Chair bungee jumping.

Hang on boy!