Bungee Jump Operator Gifts

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Police film evidence

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I found another pothole.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Martians spot an Earth UFO

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Drone Spray

"I think it's from accounting."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'