Bungee Jumping Aficionado Gifts

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

YOLO vs YODO

Juggler and Illusionist

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Extra Long-jump

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

I Heart Juggling

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

balanced life

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Bungee sodbustin'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

San's old dog with old tricks.

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker