Bungee Jumping Aficionado T-Shirts

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

YOLO vs YODO

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Extra Long-jump

I Heart Juggling

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Bungee sodbustin'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

balanced life

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

San's old dog with old tricks.

Juggling percentages.