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'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Extreme Bungy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

YOLO vs YODO

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Another successful year!"

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Bungee sodbustin'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Give Thanks.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

Trampoline