Bungee Enthusiasts Gifts

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'John was passionate about extreme sports...' (A coffin on a bungee rope plummets towards an open grave)

Extreme Bungy

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

YOLO vs YODO

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Dog Birthdays

'It's more festive-looking!'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'Nice bling!'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Bungee sodbustin'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Safe harbour

Bungee jumping with your PC.

Coronation Civil Rights

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'