Bungee Enthusiasts Gifts

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'John was passionate about extreme sports...' (A coffin on a bungee rope plummets towards an open grave)

Extreme Bungy

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

YOLO vs YODO

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'Nice bling!'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Bungee sodbustin'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Coronation Civil Rights

Safe harbour

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

Trampoline

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'