Bungee-jumping Techie Gifts

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Googler

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Extreme Bungy

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."