Bungee-jumping Techie Prints

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Googler

Extreme Bungy

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

Snake with headphones.

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Bungee sodbustin'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"...and a little knot here, and this rope should last one more jump.."

A crocodile eating a bungee jumper