Bling Aficionado Gifts

'Can you supersize this?'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."

"That one's six figures plus tax."

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The adoration of the gels.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You are still here."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Do you like my bling?

I think I have a gilt complex.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Nice bling!'

Bling Crosby.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"You rang?"

Extreme Bowling.

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.