Bling Aficionado Gifts

'Can you supersize this?'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."

"That one's six figures plus tax."

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The adoration of the gels.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You are still here."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Nice bling!'

Bling Crosby.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"You rang?"

Bling Bling.

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.