Bling Collector Gifts

Bling Crosby.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The adoration of the gels.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"What are you doing?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Do you like my bling?

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Over-reaction Man.

'Nice bling!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."