David Bowie Fan Gifts

Major Tom

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'We had to donwsize.'

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

David Bowie

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

God creating the galaxy.

David Bowie

David Bowie

Ziggy Wombat

Our Summer Without Dave

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Take me to David Bowie."

One Man Band

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

Pixie

Cricket Prospects.

Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.

"Apparently in the nursery rhyme 'Hey diddle diddle' the cow that jumped over the moon was actually a bison/cow hybrid."

"Take me to David Bowie."

Accident with guns

"You'll pay for that...!"

David Bowie RIP

"Honing our political debate skills?"