Tin Man Fan Gifts

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'I love us when we're tan.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Tin Man Visits New York

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sun Worshipers

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Sunblock

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Sheep of the 1970's