Batman Fan Gifts

Batman tissue dispenser.

Sometimes I think you bring me along just so you can use the carpool lane.

It's sent from a phone now.

Batman kicked Robin out of the batcave. He's persona non grotto!

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Stonehenge Explained

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Which one's yours?"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Atomic Bear: Part 14

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Fearless Frog Part 12