Batman Aficionados Gifts

To the Batmobile!

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The Family Joules: Part 16

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Batman's Baby

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Why Superman flies himself

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Bats with blankets.

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

The next damn Batman.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Something nocturnal."