Batman Enthusiast Gifts

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

Batman's Baby

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Which one's yours?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"