Batman Enthusiast Gifts

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Which one's yours?"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Why Superman flies himself

Froh