Batman Gifts

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"