Batman Pillows

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Keyworker

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"