Batman Lover Pillows

"Drats! It’s Manbat."

Marimba

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Batman tissue dispenser.

The next damn Batman.

Club DJ.

"It's your turn to change him."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

To the Batmobile!

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"I'm Batman."

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway