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"Drats! It’s Manbat."

Marimba

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Batman's Baby

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

The next damn Batman.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Batman tissue dispenser.

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"It's your turn to change him."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Club DJ.

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"I'm Batman."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

To the Batmobile!

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

It's sent from a phone now.