Batman Fan T-Shirts

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Which one's yours?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'