Batman Admirers T-Shirts

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Batman's Baby

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Masquerade

The next damn Batman.

Vampire Bat

Superbaldie.

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Jurassic Ark

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"I'm Batman."

"I'll handle this."

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

To the Batmobile!

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.