Batman Admirers Pillows

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Vampire Bat

Superbaldie.

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The next damn Batman.

Masquerade

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Bat

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Jurassic Ark

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"I'm Batman."

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

To the Batmobile!

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!