Batman Wannabe Pillows

"Still not batman."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I'm with the band.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"We could start a band."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

To the Batmobile!

"I'm Batman."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker