Batman Wannabe Gifts

"Still not batman."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Reese Witherspoon

Batman's Baby

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I'm with the band.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"We could start a band."

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

To the Batmobile!

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"I'm Batman."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

It's sent from a phone now.