Justice League Wannabe Gifts

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Inaction Figure

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Old administration and torture.

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Disturbances in Ferguson

Continental marshal

Crime - Punishment

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Tweed and Erie Rings Playing Blindman's Bluff with Justice

'Fabricated facts' and 'misrepresentation', isn't that what we do?"