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"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"I've been genetically modified!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Inaction Figure

Human Rights for All

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Old administration and torture.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning

Tweed and Erie Rings Playing Blindman's Bluff with Justice

Continental marshal

Disturbances in Ferguson

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'Fabricated facts' and 'misrepresentation', isn't that what we do?"