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"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Lift chair fun!

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"I've been genetically modified!"

Zorro as a child.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

The Family Joules: Part 19

'I'm with the band.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

No Action Comics

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

Saving up for lessons.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Keith Richards.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Speed Checked by Radar.

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."