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"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

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"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

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'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"I own you, homework assignment!"

"How much weight can it hold?"

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