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"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Family Joules: Part 6

"I've been genetically modified!"

Zorro as a child.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Why Superman flies himself

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

The modern sheriff.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Birth of a superhero

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'