Heroic Wannabes T-Shirts

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Zorro as a child.

Inaction Figure

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I'm with the band.'

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

My Hero

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

Saving up for lessons.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Keith Richards.

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"Forget about the Wizard, guys...these stores have everything!"