Justice League Fan Gifts

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'Stalkers wing'

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Stonehenge Explained

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'This is a job for a consultant.'