Justice Department Fan Gifts

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Trial by Media

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Miami Mice

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'