Tin Man Fan T-Shirts

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Revenge had come.

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I love us when we're tan.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

Sunblock

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Sun Worshipers

Tin Man Visits New York

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Sheep of the 1970's

Tanning Machine on the beach