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'I finally get a brain and I can't get 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' out of my head.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Tin Man Visits New York

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The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Medium well, please.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

To the Batmobile!

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

Snakes on a Train

Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shares my voluptuous looks.

'Just give me everything you've got.'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

Thinking about Rugby

North Light Tanning Bed.

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

Bowl Mon.