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Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Tin Man Visits New York

Janet Leigh

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The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Medium well, please.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

To the Batmobile!

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Snakes on a Train

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

Bowl Mon.

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Thinking about Rugby

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Just give me everything you've got.'

"Atlas, are you alright?"