Tin Man Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Trucker's tan?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I love us when we're tan.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

Tin Man Visits New York

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Scariest Tactics

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"I'm Batman."

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'